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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. - Emil Zatopek

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I've never run a marathon because I haven't bought a pair of shorts and arrived at the start line. - Sue Perkins

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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