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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

If the marathon is a part-time interest, you will only get part-time results. - Bill Rodgers

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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