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Dollar Drop

Heads up re the latest financial woes

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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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