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Dollar Drop

Heads up re the latest financial woes

Dollar Drop thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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