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Dollar Drop

Heads up re the latest financial woes

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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