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Dust Bytes for Dust Mites

Years of not cleaning your computer

Dust Bytes for Dust Mites thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Viper: What you use to clean ze vindows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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