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Dust Bytes for Dust Mites

Years of not cleaning your computer

Dust Bytes for Dust Mites thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Excuse My Dust - Dorothy Parker

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Viper: What you use to clean ze vindows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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