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Dust Bytes for Dust Mites

Years of not cleaning your computer

Dust Bytes for Dust Mites thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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