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Dust Bytes for Dust Mites

Years of not cleaning your computer

Dust Bytes for Dust Mites thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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