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Dust Bytes for Dust Mites

Years of not cleaning your computer

Dust Bytes for Dust Mites thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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