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Dusty Playground thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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