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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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