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Dutch Cowboy

Jeroen prepares for the Holland Cowlympics

Dutch Cowboy thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

The whole territory of the Netherlands was girt with forests. - John L. Motley

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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