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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

The Spanish assailed the unassailable, the Dutch defended the indefensible. - Unknown

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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