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How some Americans feel about their new President

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Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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