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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Some injuries heal more quickly if you keep moving. - Nick Vujicic

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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