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Fallen Friend

Remembering faithful war dogs

Fallen Friend thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus


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