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Fallen Friend

Remembering faithful war dogs

Fallen Friend thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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