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Fallen Friend

Remembering faithful war dogs

Fallen Friend thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

He who seeks a faultless friend is friendless. - Unknown

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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