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Fallen Friend

Remembering faithful war dogs

Fallen Friend thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain


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