QuotaBillsFriends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston
Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson
I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull
Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy
Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers
As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett
Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey
The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde