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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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