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Finger Olympics

Finger sprint to the finish line - Beijing or Bust!

Finger Olympics thanks to Cathy Young

Finger Olympics thanks to Cathy Young

Finger Olympics thanks to Cathy Young

Finger Olympics thanks to Cathy Young

Finger Olympics thanks to Cathy Young

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I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

I didn't give you the finger - you earned it. - Bill Murray

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. - Mitch Hedberg

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

I go silent so I can write. When my tongue is wagging, my fingers are silent. - Sonia Rumzi

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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