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Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Thought, unassisted by learning, is dangerous. - Confucius

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

A public-opinion poll is no substitute for thought. - Warren Buffett

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. - Princess Leia

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

Insurrection of thought always precedes insurrection of arms. - Wendell Phillips

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

If you realize that you aren't as wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today. - Unknown

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Noise is the most impertinent of all forms of interruption. It is not only an interruption, but also a disruption of thought. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


Lunch Break

Digging One's Own Grave

See The Difference?

Gas and Dash

OctoMask

Bird on a Wire (past tense)

Workplace Hazards in Tasmania

Tiger On A Roll

Men's Golf Rules

Where Did He Go?

Sudden Invented Syndrome

Calculus Drinks

Lights, Camera, Overreaction

Rebar Walker

Leading The Way

Melted Dog

Painful Ballet

Welder's Last Stand

My Life Goal

1-800-PILLCASH

Ghetto Boat

Hungry Hiker Tree

Redneck Roof

My Last Swim In The Ocean