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Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

A public-opinion poll is no substitute for thought. - Warren Buffett

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

If everybody thought before they spoke, the silence would be deafening. - Gerald Barzan

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. - Marcus A. Antoninus

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

But the thought of being a lunatic did not greatly trouble him; the horror was that he might also be wrong. - George Orwell

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

The shining example of philanthropy is often tarnished when thought is given to how the philanthropist got it in the first place. - Unknown

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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