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Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Trapeze Artist: A guy who gets the hang of things. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

All that we are is the result of all that we have thought. - Buddha

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

It matters not what you are thought to be, but what you are. - Publilius Syrus

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Ugarte: "You despise me, don't you?"
Rick Blaine: "If I gave you any thought I probably would." - Rick Blaine

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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