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Foot Circle

Gathering around a circle of friends

Foot Circle thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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