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Foot Circle

Gathering around a circle of friends

Foot Circle thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

He who seeks a faultless friend is friendless. - Unknown

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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