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Foot Circle

Gathering around a circle of friends

Foot Circle thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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