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Foot Circle

Gathering around a circle of friends

Foot Circle thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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