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Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker