Free Paper
Need a place to put your bubble-gum boogers?
Just proves that the best things in life ARE free!
Bubba's found a marketing place for these in his outhouse
QuotaBillsAbsolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker
Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema
Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb
I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens
Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx
Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti
Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath
My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno
Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed
All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore
I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah
My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson
Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking
The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar
If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk
To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis
Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger
If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy
The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus
Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis
None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck
Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James
The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry
I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker