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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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