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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg


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