Geek Gravestone
Latest in cemetery 'Layaway Specials' - good to the last byte!
Pay now, play later - planning your underground future
QuotaBillsYou can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson
The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree
If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry
People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow
Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown
Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove
No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris
Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett
The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown
The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney
The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco