Geek Gravestone

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough. - Alexander The Great

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave. - Joan Crawford

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco