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I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

It is not our long prayers but our believing God that gets the answer. - John G. Lake

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

A saint is not someone who is good but who experiences the goodness of God. - Brennan Manning

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

God wants you to get where God wants you to go more than you want to get where God wants you to go. - Mark Batterson

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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