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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Remember that the happiest people are not those getting more, but those giving more. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Giving up at something that no longer serves a purpose, or protects you, or helps you, isn't giving up at all, it's growing up. - Unknown

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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