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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand. - George Eliot

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

If you can't be a good example, be a warning. - Unknown

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter F Drucker

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words. - William Faulkner

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. - Don Herold

A good trumpeter has the power to rouse fools into making slaughter. - Virgil

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

Seek to do good, and you will find that happiness will run after you. - Unknown

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things. - Edgar Degas

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason. - J P Morgan

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

We are not forgiven because we are good. We are forgiven because Christ bore our sins. - Joseph Prince

If evil be said of thee, and if it be true, correct thyself; if it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall


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