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But what is it good for? - Unknown

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

The best way to keep one's word is not to give it. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

There’s good in everybody. Boost. Don't knock. - Warren G. Harding

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

The most savage controversies are about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. - Bertrand Russell

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. - Donald Trump

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

What good is an idea if it remains an idea? Try. Experiment. Iterate. Fail. Try again. Change the world. - Simon Sinek

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

Failure after long perseverance is much grander than never to have a striving good enough to be called a failure. - George Eliot

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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