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By words the mind is winged. - Aristophanes

A good name will shine forever. - Proverb

The best is the enemy of the good. - Voltaire

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

My husband's idea of a good night out is a good night in. - Maureen Lipman

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. - William Shakespeare

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good fortune is what happens when opportunity meets with planning. - Thomas Edison

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

He who waits to do a great deal of good at once, will never do anything. - Samuel Johnson

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation. - Paul Harvey

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

A good general not only sees the way to victory; he also knows when victory is impossible. - Polybius

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. - Wilson Mizner

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. - Donald Trump

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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