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The good old days are now. - Tom Clancy

Make good use of bad rubbish. - Elizabeth Beresford

Save your good times till later. - Unknown

Be good and you will be lonesome. - Mark Twain

Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand. - George Eliot

A really good detective never gets married. - Raymond Chandler

Words build bridges into unexplored regions. - Adolf Hitler

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Why does something so bad for you feel so good. - Maria Reveron

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

A proverb is much matter decocted into few words. - Thomas Fuller

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true. - A.A. Milne

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Let us believe neither half of the good people tell us of ourselves, nor half of the evil they say of others. - J. Petit Senn

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

When words become unclear, I shall focus with photographs. When images become inadequate, I shall be content with silence. - Ansel Adams

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F Kennedy

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. - Judy Sheindlin

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

A mediocre person tells. A good person explains. A superior person demonstrates. A great person inspires others to see for themselves. - Harvey Mackay

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good intentions aren't enough. People have good intentions when they set a goal to do something, but then they miss a deadline or other milestone. - Harvey Mackay


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