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Griller Bees

How to turn your house into a 'bee quiet' zone

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

I'm using my barbecue this weekend, so I thought I'd clean it up. I knew there were bees coming from under the cover so I thought I'd kill them...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

I thought I'd suffocate/smoke them out. So here's the weapon of choice...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Now I know these 'control bombs' aren't for bees, but I designed my delivery system to be easily maneuvered under the cover of darkness. So then I release the weapon of buzz destruction...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

The sound from under the cover was incredible - you could hear it 3m away! Then I ran like the clappers - came back a few minutes later to see the death toll...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

There was at least a 20mm wide mass grave!

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

I continued to remove the cover to light the barbecue when I noticed some fatty-looking substance on the top of the side shelf thingy... Bit weird... I cleaned it before I put it away for the winter and no way was there fat there - so I begun to wonder...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

We think the queen flew away. Either that or a small child has wings and has been living in the hive 'cause that thing was huge...

Be sure to check your grill this spring!

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Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

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Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

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I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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