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Griller Bees

How to turn your house into a 'bee quiet' zone

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

I'm using my barbecue this weekend, so I thought I'd clean it up. I knew there were bees coming from under the cover so I thought I'd kill them...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

I thought I'd suffocate/smoke them out. So here's the weapon of choice...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Now I know these 'control bombs' aren't for bees, but I designed my delivery system to be easily maneuvered under the cover of darkness. So then I release the weapon of buzz destruction...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

The sound from under the cover was incredible - you could hear it 3m away! Then I ran like the clappers - came back a few minutes later to see the death toll...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

There was at least a 20mm wide mass grave!

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

I continued to remove the cover to light the barbecue when I noticed some fatty-looking substance on the top of the side shelf thingy... Bit weird... I cleaned it before I put it away for the winter and no way was there fat there - so I begun to wonder...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

We think the queen flew away. Either that or a small child has wings and has been living in the hive 'cause that thing was huge...

Be sure to check your grill this spring!

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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Housework, if you do it right, can kill you. - Erma Bombeck

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac


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