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Griller Bees

How to turn your house into a 'bee quiet' zone

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

I'm using my barbecue this weekend, so I thought I'd clean it up. I knew there were bees coming from under the cover so I thought I'd kill them...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

I thought I'd suffocate/smoke them out. So here's the weapon of choice...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Now I know these 'control bombs' aren't for bees, but I designed my delivery system to be easily maneuvered under the cover of darkness. So then I release the weapon of buzz destruction...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

The sound from under the cover was incredible - you could hear it 3m away! Then I ran like the clappers - came back a few minutes later to see the death toll...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

There was at least a 20mm wide mass grave!

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

I continued to remove the cover to light the barbecue when I noticed some fatty-looking substance on the top of the side shelf thingy... Bit weird... I cleaned it before I put it away for the winter and no way was there fat there - so I begun to wonder...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

We think the queen flew away. Either that or a small child has wings and has been living in the hive 'cause that thing was huge...

Be sure to check your grill this spring!

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What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They jest can't buzz any slower. - Kin Hubbard

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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