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Heart's Heart

Let me call you sweet heart, I'm in love with you...

Heart's Heart thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What's eating away at your heart?

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage. - Albert Camus

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." - Rodney Dangerfield

Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, until, in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus

If I were hanged on the highest hill
Mother o' mine, O mother o' mine!
I know whose love would follow me still
Mother o' mine, O mother o' mine! - Rudyard Kipling

Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no. - Cesar Romero

A person's life purpose is nothing more than to rediscover, through the detours of art, or love, or passionate work, those one or two images in the presence of which the heart first opened. - Albert Camus


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