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Heart's Heart

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Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

The only abnormality is the incapacity to love. - Anais Nin

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough of is love. - Henry Miller

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Send me anywhere, only go with me; lay any burden on me, only sustain me; sever any ties but the ties that bind me to your heart. - David Livingstone

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

Mama was my greatest teacher, a teacher of compassion, love and fearlessness. If love is sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love. - Stevie Wonder

Love is forgiving, accepting, moving on, embracing, and all encompassing. And if you're not doing that for yourself, you cannot do that with anyone else. - Steve Maraboli

All major religious traditions carry basically the same message, that is love, compassion and forgiveness. The important thing is they should be part of our daily lives. - Dalai Lama

I love what I do. I take great pride in what I do. And I can't do something halfway, three-quarters, nine-tenths. If I'm going to do something, I go all the way. - Tom Cruise

Because I feel that, in the Heavens above
The angels, whispering to one another,
Can find, among their burning terms of love
None so devotional as that of Mother - Edgar Allen Poe

When you part from your friend, you grieve not. For that which you love most in him may be clearer in his absence, as the mountain to the climber is clearer from the plain. - Kahlil Gibran

Keep up your conjugal love in a constant heat and vigor. Love will suppress wrath: you cannot have a bitter mind upon small provocations, against those that you dearly love. - Richard Baxter

For one human being to love another - that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks: the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. - Rainer M Riike

Most people hate cell phone use on trains - I love cell phone use on trains. What do you want to do - read that report on your lap, or hear about your neighbour's worst date ever? - Liza Mundy


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