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Heart's Heart

Let me call you sweet heart, I'm in love with you...

Heart's Heart thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What's eating away at your heart?

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Live from Love - not for Love. - Unknown

I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Anger begets more anger, and forgiveness and love lead to more forgiveness and love. - Mahavira

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our Love to others and other's Love to us. - Thomas Traherne

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Time isn't just a fleeting thing. It never moves forward without engraving its mark upon the heart. - Ravi Zacharias

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight. - Kahlil Gibran

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Life is short and we never have enough time for gladdening the hearts of those who travel the way with us. Oh, be swift to love! Make haste to be kind. - Henri F Amiel

Love is forgiving, accepting, moving on, embracing, and all encompassing. And if you're not doing that for yourself, you cannot do that with anyone else. - Steve Maraboli

The first and foremost reality is that suffering and death are not only enemies of life, but a means of reminding us of life's twin realities, love and hate. - Ravi Zacharias

I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. - Anais Nin

Live your truth. Express your love. Share your enthusiasm. Take action towards your dreams. Walk your talk. Dance and sing to your music. Embrace your blessings. Make today worth remembering. - Steve Maraboli

Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. - Unknown


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