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Heart's Heart

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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

The best proof of love is trust. - Joyce Brothers

Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

May love be what you remember most. - Darcie Sims

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Isn't love the only thing that counts? - Ravi Zacharias

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Karl A Menninger

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

To lose balance, sometimes, for love, is part of living in a balanced life. - Elizabeth Gilbert

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough of is love. - Henry Miller

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

I am certain that to preach the wrath of God with a hard heart, a cold lip, a tearless eye, and an unfeeling spirit is to harden men, not benefit them. - Charles H Spurgeon

I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognizably wiser than oneself. - Marlele Dietrich

A happy disposition is largely a disposition to make others happy. One life permeates all things, and there is no corner of the cosmos too remote to feel its heart throb. - Henry Wood

No man can tell whether he is rich or poor by turning to his ledger. It is the heart that makes a man rich. He is rich according to what he is, not according to what he has. - Henry Ward Beecher

Good Friday is a day of sorrow mingled with joy. It is a time to grieve over the sin of man and to meditate and rejoice upon God's love in giving His only Son for the redemption of sin. - David Katski

The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking. The solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker. - Albert Einstein


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