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Heart's Heart

Let me call you sweet heart, I'm in love with you...

Heart's Heart thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What's eating away at your heart?

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Absence, and a friendly neighbor, washeth away love. - English Proverb

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

The chance to love and be loved exists no matter where you are. - Oprah Winfrey

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Initiative without action is the same as having the mind to acknowledge a problem, but not having the heart to see it through. - Suzy Kassem

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

The 1st period is won by the best technician. The 2nd period is won by the kid in the best shape. The 3rd period is won by the kid with the biggest heart. - Dan Gable

The story of human intimacy is one of constantly allowing ourselves to see those we love most deeply in a new, more fractured light. Look hard. Risk that. - Cheryl Strayed

Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each is to succeed. - Corita Kent

People who are blessed with the most talent don't ever develop that attitude, and the ones who aren't blessed in that way are the most competitive and have the biggest heart. - Tom Brady

I like mathematics because it is not human and has nothing particular to do with this planet or with the whole accidental universe - because, like Spinoza's God, it won't love us in return. - Bertrand Russell


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