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Heart's Heart

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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

If you would be loved, love and be lovable. - Benjamin Franklin

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

I'm not addicted to coke, I just love the way it smells. - Richard Pryor

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. - Amy Carmichael

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

I am certain that to preach the wrath of God with a hard heart, a cold lip, a tearless eye, and an unfeeling spirit is to harden men, not benefit them. - Charles H Spurgeon

The 1st period is won by the best technician. The 2nd period is won by the kid in the best shape. The 3rd period is won by the kid with the biggest heart. - Dan Gable

If you are in love - that's a good thing. That's about the best thing that can happen to anyone. Don't let anyone make it small or light to you. - John Steinbeck

Always there comes an hour when one is weary of one's work and devotion to duty, and all one craves for is a loved face, the warmth and wonder of a loving heart. - Albert Camus

No man can tell whether he is rich or poor by turning to his ledger. It is the heart that makes a man rich. He is rich according to what he is, not according to what he has. - Henry Ward Beecher

Neither woman nor man lives by work, or love, alone ... The human self defines itself and grows through love and work: All psychology before and after Freud boils down to that. - Betty Friedan

On Halloween, kids get to assume, for one night the outward forms of their innermost dread, and they're also allowed to take candy from strangers - the scariest thing of all. - Kate Christensen

Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. - Unknown

I like sugar, be it candy, this season's pumpkin chocolate chip bars, or wine. Sugar is bad for me. It just sits on my tummy, causing my middle child Esme to ask if we are having a fourth baby. - Alicia Coppola


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