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Helping Hands In The Stands

Why it's important for an athlete to bring their own audience

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Mini-wave fans in the stands

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Every obnoxious act is a cry for help. - Zig Ziglar

The gods help them that help themselves. - Aesop

Wherever a dancer stands is holy ground. - Martha Graham

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. - St. Augustine

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

It doesn't help your five-iron if you're pretty. - Laura Baugh

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up. - Jesse Jackson

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up. - Jesse Jackson

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. - Judith Martin

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

What happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates. - T S Eliot

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

As marketers, we should be changing the mantra from always be closing to always be helping. - Jonathan Lister

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

A good manager finds satisfaction in helping others be productive, not being the most productive person in the room. - Paul Glen

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would've moved out or demanded that your roommate get professional help. - Richard D Wolff


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