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Helping Hands In The Stands

Why it's important for an athlete to bring their own audience

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Mini-wave fans in the stands

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

What stands in the way becomes the way. - Marcus Aurelius

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself. - Henry Morgan

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

Everyone must be proactive and do all they can to help themselves to stay employed. - Stephen Covey

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. - Judith Martin

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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