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Helping Hands In The Stands

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Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Mini-wave fans in the stands

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

What stands in the way becomes the way. - Marcus Aurelius

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? - George Carlin

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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