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Helping Hands In The Stands

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Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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What stands in the way becomes the way. - Marcus Aurelius

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

A man who stands up for his rights, when it pays. - Gerald Barzan

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands. - Dudley Moore

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

It doesn't help your five-iron if you're pretty. - Laura Baugh

He too serves a certain purpose who only stands and cheers. - Henry Adams

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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