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Hiding Horse

Why kids shouldn't horse around in a playground

Hiding Horse thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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