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Hiding Horse

Why kids shouldn't horse around in a playground

Hiding Horse thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton


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