Hippy Birthday
Celebrating Greyson West's 8th Birthday!
QuotaBillsThe last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown
When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown
You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn
If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright
Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield