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I'm man enough to know when to scream. - Obert Skye

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him. - Robert Byrne

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself. - Robert E Lee

No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good. - C S Lewis

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Show me the man you honor, and I will know what kind of man you are. - Thomas Carlyle

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

I’m a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge. - Robin Williams

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

If you ever find a man who is better than you are - hire him. If necessary, pay him more than you pay yourself. - David Ogilvy

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis


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