#1 humor site on the 'net

His and Her Pumps

Getting pumped for your first date

His and Her Pumps thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

QuotaBills
Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Man is the measure of all things. - Protagoras

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days. - Proverbs 10:27

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

The size of a man is measured by what it takes to upset him. - Unknown

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Show me the man you honor, and I will know what kind of man you are. - Thomas Carlyle

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. - Hasidic Proverb

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. - Robert Frost

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

A man who finds no satisfaction in himself will seek for it in vain elsewhere. - La Rochefoucauld

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing. - Socrates

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


SailBite Ride - Swimming Not Advised

Aisle Cleanup

His Dent

Car Surgeon

Slamming On Your Brakes

Need A Cigarette?

CardboardZilla

Weather Rock - For Accurate Forecasts

Water Taxi

Acapulco Waterfront Property

Just Blew It

Wouldn't want to scratch that fancy bed liner

Lunch Break

Digging One's Own Grave

See The Difference?

Gas and Dash

OctoMask

Bird on a Wire (past tense)

Workplace Hazards in Tasmania

Tiger On A Roll

Men's Golf Rules

Where Did He Go?

Sudden Invented Syndrome

Calculus Drinks