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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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