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I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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