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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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