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How Many Eggs?

It's all in the egg-secution

How Many Eggs? thanks to Bob Tasse

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Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Hatchet: What a hen does to an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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