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How To Speak Kiwi

Language guide for your next trip to New Zealand

How To Speak Kiwi thanks to David Bailey

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Monogamy: A synonym for monotony. - Gregory Nunn

Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

What we've got here is a failure to communicate. - Cool Hand Luke

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Many attempts to communicate are nullified by saying too much. - Robert Greenleaf

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer. - George Carlin

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


Be Anything You Want

Tractor Pull

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Canadian Ice Shrub

I Eat Soldiers For Breakfast

Toepener

No-Lake Picture

Logging Chairlift

Milkshake Desweetener

Dog Marathon

Global Warming Protest

Canadian Fast Food

Wienermobile Crash

Caribou Walking

Human Pixels

Ruling On Criticism

The New Canada

Pail Face

Redneck DoorBells

Psychic Fair

Panda Push

Lunch Apple

Protective Wings

Socket To Me