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Husband of the Year

Ole shared everything with his wife - even his work

Husband of the Year thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Take my wife - please! - Henny Youngman

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The antiques my wife buys at auctions are keeping me baroque. - Peter De Vries

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife. - Ella Grasso

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. - Zig Ziglar

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife), but still my own. - Si Robertson

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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