QuotaBillsUp the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker
Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs
Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown
We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe
Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner
If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder