India School Bus

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay