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Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded. - Kin Hubbard

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

One of the things that I have admired about India is the spiritualism of the people. - Stephen Covey

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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