India School Bus

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded. - Kin Hubbard

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey