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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Don't follow the crowd, let the crowd follow you. - Margaret Thatcher

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

One of the things that I have admired about India is the spiritualism of the people. - Stephen Covey

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The vulgar crowd always is taken by appearances, and the world consists chiefly of the vulgar. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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