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Joe in Mexico

Joe's fans said, 'Go, Joe, Go!' (so he did...)

Joe in Mexico thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

I don't want to survive. I want to live. - 12 Years a Slave

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Quattro Sinko: Four bull fighters in quicksand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - WC Fields

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

You will be defined not just by what you achieve, but by how you survive. - Sheryl Sandberg

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. - Doug Larson

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders


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