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Key-o-Saurus

Ever lost your car keys and wondered where they went?

Key-o-Saurus thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

Indecision: 1. Under the whether; 2. The key to flexibility. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Quartet: 1. Four guys who think the other three sing off-key; 2. The sum of two pints. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Consistency is key. Whenever you start, give you audience something to look forward to. - Julia McCoy

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

Hymn: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self. - Marian Sandmaier

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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