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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy


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