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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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