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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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