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Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton


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