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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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