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Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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