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Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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