Kid Cam

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren