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The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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