Lawntastic Scenery
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QuotaBillsA wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson
The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats
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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb
Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan
Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats
Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton
When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond
If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell
The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller
In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna
The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans
I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd
The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami
Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa