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Lawntastic Scenery thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Lawntastic Scenery thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Lawntastic Scenery thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Lawntastic Scenery thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Lawntastic Scenery thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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