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Lawntastic Scenery thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Lawntastic Scenery thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Lawntastic Scenery thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Lawntastic Scenery thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Lawntastic Scenery thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Lawntastic Scenery thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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