Legal Grounds

Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II

Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda