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The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

The greatest wealth is to live content with little. - Plato

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. - Seneca

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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