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Lehman Brothers Protest

Outraged Lehman Brothers employees blockade bank headquarters

Lehman Brothers Protest thanks to Mike King

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wars are caused by undefended wealth. - Ernest Hemingway

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. - Seneca

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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