Lehman Brothers Protest

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. - Seneca

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha