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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

His wealth is superior to him. - African Saying

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no wealth like knowledge, and no poverty like ignorance. - Buddha

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus


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