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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. - Seneca

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. - George Bernard Shaw

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien