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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Choir: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Congregation to lip-sync - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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