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A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward


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