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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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