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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork. - Sam Ewing

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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