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Louvre Paintings

Tips for impressionable Paris art dealers

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When he was asked how he could mastermind such a crime, and then make such an obviously stupid error in judgment, he replied...
Louvre Paintings thanks to Gene Jaster

Louvre Paintings thanks to Gene Jaster

is because I had no Monet

Louvre Paintings thanks to Gene Jaster

to buy Degas

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to make the Van Gogh.”

Louvre Paintings thanks to Gene Jaster

Now, see if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else... I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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