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Love Not Knot

A ring meant to tie one to another

Love Not Knot thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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