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Love Not Knot

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Love Not Knot thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

The best proof of love is trust. - Joyce Brothers

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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