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One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

Love does not dominate; it cultivates. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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