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Love Not Knot

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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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