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Love Not Knot

A ring meant to tie one to another

Love Not Knot thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba


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