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I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hero is someone we can admire without apology. - Kitty Kelley

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

I may not understand, but I am willing to admire. - Anthony Hope

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. - Winston Churchill

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

All of us admire people we don't like and like people we don't admire. - Malcolm Muggeridge

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot admire them. - Oscar Wilde

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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