QuotaBillsIllusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp
When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer
People do not buy goods and services. They buy relations, stories and magic. - Seth Godin
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson