Magic Fountain

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

People do not buy goods and services. They buy relations, stories and magic. - Seth Godin

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson