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Master Reference Binder

Binding stress relief for office workers

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'Master Reference' binder has been compiled for all staff. Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Refer to the red binder for all issues... it's guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.

Where stress relief is only a shelf away

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Impeccable: 1. Having immunity to woodpeckers; 2. Hidden from birds. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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