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Master Reference Binder

Binding stress relief for office workers

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'Master Reference' binder has been compiled for all staff. Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Refer to the red binder for all issues... it's guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.

Where stress relief is only a shelf away
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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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