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Master Reference Binder

Binding stress relief for office workers

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'Master Reference' binder has been compiled for all staff. Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Refer to the red binder for all issues... it's guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.

Where stress relief is only a shelf away
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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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