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Master Reference Binder

Binding stress relief for office workers

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'Master Reference' binder has been compiled for all staff. Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Refer to the red binder for all issues... it's guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.

Where stress relief is only a shelf away
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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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