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Master Reference Binder

Binding stress relief for office workers

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'Master Reference' binder has been compiled for all staff. Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Refer to the red binder for all issues... it's guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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