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Master Reference Binder

Binding stress relief for office workers

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'Master Reference' binder has been compiled for all staff. Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Refer to the red binder for all issues... it's guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.

Where stress relief is only a shelf away
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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness. - Allen Ginsberg

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

"Truth tellers" are often called Dividers. But truth doesn't divide, it polarizes. It reveals hidden divisions that already exist. - Unknown

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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