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Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

When some men discharge an obligation you can hear the report for miles around. - Mark Twain

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. - Seneca

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

I refused to go on 'Grumpy Old Men.' I said, 'If I go on, I will be grumpy about grumpy old men.' - Stephen Fry

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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