Men In Training

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell