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Men In Training

Learning the ropes early in life

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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