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Men In Training

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Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Some men have been worthy of a better century. - Baltasar Gracian

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Men are disturbed not by things, but by the views which they take of them. - Epictetus

I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort. - J Paul Getty

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

The first virtue of all really great men is that they are sincere. They eradicate hypocrisy from their hearts. - Anotole France

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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