Men In Training

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Men and times change, but principles - never. - Grover Cleveland

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How great in number are the little-minded men. - Plautus

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah