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Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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