Men In Training

Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon