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Men In Training

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Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon


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