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Men In Training

Learning the ropes early in life

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Few great men could pass Personnel. - Paul Goodman

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where And Who. - Rudyard Kipling

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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