Men In Training

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Few great men could pass Personnel. - Paul Goodman

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where And Who. - Rudyard Kipling

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com