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Men In Training

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Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Men and times change, but principles - never. - Grover Cleveland

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How great in number are the little-minded men. - Plautus

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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