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Michael Phelps - In The Beginning

Eggsellent young swimmer, ahead of his time

Michael Phelps - In The Beginning thanks to Bill Carter

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

A hundred thousand sperm, and you were the fastest? - Jim Hightower

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. - H L Mencken

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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