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Moldy Bible

Has your Holy Bible turned into a Hole-y Bible?

Moldy Bible thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What happens when you don’t read your Bible

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Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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