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Moldy Bible

Has your Holy Bible turned into a Hole-y Bible?

Moldy Bible thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What happens when you don’t read your Bible

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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

I've always hated the idea of carrying grudges and resentments around like a load of mouldy suitcases. - Victoria C Mitchell

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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