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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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