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Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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