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Mouse Trap

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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

So much technology, so little talent. - Vernor Vinge

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Our technology forces us to live mythically. - Marshall McLuhan

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

We now expect more from technology and less from each other. - Sherry Turkle

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Technology is anything that wasn't around when you were born. - Alan Kay

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

Technology is cool, but you've got to use it as opposed to letting it use you. - Prince

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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