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Mouse Trap

When old technology meets new

Mouse Trap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Technology has to be invented or adopted. - Jared Diamond

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

We now expect more from technology and less from each other. - Sherry Turkle

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. - R Buckminster Fuller

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

iWhiner: A person who cries because after they bought a piece of technology, the price drops - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. - Omar Bradley

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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