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Mouse Trap

When old technology meets new

Mouse Trap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

So much technology, so little talent. - Vernor Vinge

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Technology has to be invented or adopted. - Jared Diamond

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

The human spirit must prevail over technology. - Albert Einstein

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

Technology is anything that wasn't around when you were born. - Alan Kay

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C Clarke

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Technology is cool, but you've got to use it as opposed to letting it use you. - Prince

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

iWhiner: A person who cries because after they bought a piece of technology, the price drops - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. - Omar Bradley

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

I am amazed at the wonders of technology and am grateful for the ways in which we are able to use it to share the Gospel around the world. - Billy Graham

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer


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