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Mouse Trap

When old technology meets new

Mouse Trap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Our technology forces us to live mythically. - Marshall McLuhan

The human spirit must prevail over technology. - Albert Einstein

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Any sufficiently advanced technology is equivalent to magic. - Arthur C Clarke

We now expect more from technology and less from each other. - Sherry Turkle

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Technology is anything that wasn't around when you were born. - Alan Kay

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C Clarke

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. - R Buckminster Fuller

All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once. - Bill Watterson

The multiplication force of technology on cognitive differences is massive. - Jordan Peterson

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is why I loved technology: if you used it right, it could give you power and privacy. - Cory Doctorow

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Technology made large populations possible; large populations now make technology indispensable. - Joseph Krutch

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

I am amazed at the wonders of technology and am grateful for the ways in which we are able to use it to share the Gospel around the world. - Billy Graham

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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