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Mouse Trap

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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C Clarke

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it. - Max Frisch

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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