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Mr. Flexible

Taking stretch exercises to an outer limit

Mr. Flexible thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Indecision: 1. Under the whether; 2. The key to flexibility. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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