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Mr. Flexible

Taking stretch exercises to an outer limit

Mr. Flexible thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

Indecision: 1. Under the whether; 2. The key to flexibility. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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