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Nanosecond Moments

Capturing the nanosecond (1 nanosecond = one billionth of a second)

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

or, as engineers call it: T-1
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Real action is in silent moments. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Day's sweetest moments are at dawn. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. - Carl Friedrich Gauss

He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it. - Richard Bach

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

Realize deeply that the present moment is all you ever have. - Eckhart Tolle

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

I just don't want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment. - Archie Bunker

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest. - Aesop

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment. - Jean De La Bruyère

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Don't wait for the perfect moment; take the moment and make it perfect. - Unknown

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Savor life: don't just breathe it in; exhale the moment to intake the next. - K C Rhoads

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

The most significant moments in your life will always follow you being stretched. - Unknown

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures. - Thornton Wilder

It's the moments that I stopped just to be, rather than do, that have given me true happiness. - Richard Branson

No mind is much employed upon the present: recollection and anticipation fill up almost all our moments. - Samuel Johnson

The main cause for failure and unhappiness is trading what you want most for what you want at the moment. - Unknown

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

The most likely moment for something incredible to happen to me was the moment I was most certain nothing ever would. - Jane Pauley

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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