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Nanosecond Moments

Capturing the nanosecond (1 nanosecond = one billionth of a second)

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

or, as engineers call it: T-1
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Real action is in silent moments. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

Realize deeply that the present moment is all you ever have. - Eckhart Tolle

The moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

As it turns out, now is the moment you've been waiting for. - Lucinda Williams

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest. - Aesop

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment. - Jean De La Bruyère

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else. - Martina Navratilova

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Be able to give up in any given moment all that we are, for what we can become. - DeSeaux

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we would become. - Charles Du Bos

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

The most likely moment for something incredible to happen to me was the moment I was most certain nothing ever would. - Jane Pauley

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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