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Nanosecond Moments

Capturing the nanosecond (1 nanosecond = one billionth of a second)

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

or, as engineers call it: T-1

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Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. - Carl Friedrich Gauss

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker

Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. - Omar Khayyam

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Realize deeply that the present moment is all you ever have. - Eckhart Tolle

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Goodness can endure a few moments; holiness is life-defining. - Ravi Zacharias

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

I just don't want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment. - Archie Bunker

In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest. - Aesop

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment. - Jean De La Bruyère

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else. - Martina Navratilova

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

You were born to be a player. You were meant to be here. This moment is yours. - Herb Brooks

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

The moment we take our last breath on earth, we take our first breath in heaven. - Billy Graham

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

No one escapes his fate, not the coward, nor the brakeman, from the moment of his birth. - Homer

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures. - Thornton Wilder

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we would become. - Charles Du Bos

The main cause for failure and unhappiness is trading what you want most for what you want at the moment. - Unknown

The conversion of a soul is the miracle of a moment, but the making of a saint is the task of a lifetime. - Charles Swindoll

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Old and new make the warp and woof of every moment. There is no thread that is not a twist of these two strands. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

The loneliest moment in life is when you have just experienced that which you thought would deliver the ultimate, and it has let you down. - Ravi Zacharias

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti


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