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Nanosecond Moments

Capturing the nanosecond (1 nanosecond = one billionth of a second)

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

or, as engineers call it: T-1

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Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

As it turns out, now is the moment you've been waiting for. - Lucinda Williams

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

I just don't want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment. - Archie Bunker

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest. - Aesop

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

There is no moment of delight in any pilgrimage like the beginning of it. - Charles D. Warner

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else. - Martina Navratilova

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Unknown

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Old and new make the warp and woof of every moment. There is no thread that is not a twist of these two strands. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis


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