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Nanosecond Moments

Capturing the nanosecond (1 nanosecond = one billionth of a second)

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

or, as engineers call it: T-1

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Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

Day's sweetest moments are at dawn. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. - Carl Friedrich Gauss

Temporary insanity moments spice up your life. - Paulo Coelho

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it. - Richard Bach

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

The moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour. - Gioacchino Rossini

Goodness can endure a few moments; holiness is life-defining. - Ravi Zacharias

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else. - Martina Navratilova

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

The most significant moments in your life will always follow you being stretched. - Unknown

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Dr. Seuss

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

No one escapes his fate, not the coward, nor the brakeman, from the moment of his birth. - Homer

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale

We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures. - Thornton Wilder

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

It's the moments that I stopped just to be, rather than do, that have given me true happiness. - Richard Branson

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we would become. - Charles Du Bos

No mind is much employed upon the present: recollection and anticipation fill up almost all our moments. - Samuel Johnson

The main cause for failure and unhappiness is trading what you want most for what you want at the moment. - Unknown

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

The loneliest moment in life is when you have just experienced that which you thought would deliver the ultimate, and it has let you down. - Ravi Zacharias

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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