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Nanosecond Moments

Capturing the nanosecond (1 nanosecond = one billionth of a second)

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

or, as engineers call it: T-1
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Day's sweetest moments are at dawn. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

Realize deeply that the present moment is all you ever have. - Eckhart Tolle

The moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest. - Aesop

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Savor life: don't just breathe it in; exhale the moment to intake the next. - K C Rhoads

Be able to give up in any given moment all that we are, for what we can become. - DeSeaux

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Sometimes I would rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment. - Pearl Bailey

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The moment there is suspicion about a person's motives, everything he does becomes tainted. - Mohandas Gandhi

We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures. - Thornton Wilder

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we would become. - Charles Du Bos

The main cause for failure and unhappiness is trading what you want most for what you want at the moment. - Unknown

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

The loneliest moment in life is when you have just experienced that which you thought would deliver the ultimate, and it has let you down. - Ravi Zacharias

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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