New Speed Trap

Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

The hole and the patch should be commensurate. - Thomas Jefferson

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits. - Unknown

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision something, you can do it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry