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New Speed Trap thanks to Wayne Nowazek

New Speed Trap thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

Limit your 'Always' and your 'Nevers.' - Amy Poehler

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

There is always a limit to self-indulgence, but none to self-restraint. - M. K. Gandhi

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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