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New Speed Trap thanks to Wayne Nowazek

New Speed Trap thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

The hole and the patch should be commensurate. - Thomas Jefferson

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

And now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole. - Peter Alliss

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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