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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

And now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole. - Peter Alliss

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

There is always a limit to self-indulgence, but none to self-restraint. - M. K. Gandhi

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision something, you can do it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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