Olympic Bicycle
Spinning wheels at the Summer Olympic Games
Disclaimer: we are NOT related to the Olympic Summer Games, but we're the next best thing, eh!
QuotaBillsLast week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells
The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman
He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky